Bells Corners quiz 6 (answers)

1. Why are these guys smiling? (answers tomorrow)
pens
Prior to the game, they ALL thought that their team was going to win.
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2. Where can you buy your family a cherry or atomic bomb?
cherrybomb
at the Rexall
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3. Why were bikini-clad Coyote dancers washing cars on the strip?
IF
to raise funds for their project…
carwash
…and spice up Bells Corners!
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4. These students from Baie-Comeau (remember Brian Mulroney?) are spending the weekend in Bells Corners. What are their impressions of our community?
baiecomeau
They loved it! As part of their year-end celebrations the graduating class made the l-o-n-g bus ride from Baie-Comeau to spend the weekend in the National Capital. I was impressed with their English-language skills. Almost NO ONE speaks English in Baie-Comeau – how come our local immersion students are so much LESS functionally bilingual than these bleuets? Any anti-French CFRA/WECA bigots want to add their 1.5 cents worth?).
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5. Are all Bosnians as friendly as this woman?
bosnia
Maybe not. But the Bosnian-Canadians who rented the Lynwood Park community building for a an evening of wine, women and song were VERY upbeat about life in BC. And why not? Contrary to popular Randall-Denley beliefs, Bells Corners DOES NOT SUCK!).
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6. Is this smart advertising?
dadsday
Yes! Since the window painters were already there, to do Senators stuff, why not add a Dads’ Day come-on for an few extra bucks?
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7. Can you get your blood tested while mini-putting?
bloodtest
No, the Putt Above is closed and Bio-test isn’t open yet. ECG’s? Apostrophe-s? Hope their lab skills are better than their language skills.
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8. Where is this strange blue flag flying?
flag
At Lynwood Park Lodge. It features a Saskatchewan Roughriders wheat sheaf, a blue trillium and other cryptic symbols. Very strange.
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9. Who just scored?
score
A brief moment of ecstasy followed Colin Greening’s marker.
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10. Will this guy get the last laugh?
pens2
No way! Sens in six.
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11. Is this raccoon dead?
raccoon
Yes. Trapped in this Bellwood abandoned eyesore.
raccoon2
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12. Why do these teens like the Metro store?
metro
It provides employment for teens and the boss is not a bad guy.
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13. What were these guys doing in Bells Corners?
patio2
They’re Kanata residents celebrating their road-widening victory at the Brew Table.
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14. House for sale – guess how much.
forsale


$120K
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15. What’s the latest news on the Zellers?
zellers
Nothing. It’ll sit there empty for a long time.
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16. Have these Chris Neil fans given up hope now that the Sens are down 2-0?
neils
NO WAY! Sens in six.

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One Response to Bells Corners quiz 6 (answers)

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