crazed clown chases children

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An evil clown armed with a nasty knife was spotted chasing terrified children around the Beer Store plaza last Friday.
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No word yet on casualties, but there was LOTS of blood and gore.
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Police set up a base camp at the scene.
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The former grocery store/RIM facility was used as the command post for the killer clown hunt.
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Food was ordered for the anti-clown squad.
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Lights were set up to help with the clean-up of the bloody crime scene.
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Two American police cars and a team of attack dogs were imported to help track down the fleeing clown.
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He was spotted at the Westcliffe McDonald’s and a wild high-speed chase down the strip ensued.
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It ended when the clown’s car was rammed near Gary’s Automotive (famous for its exquisite landscaping next to the sidewalk).
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The captured clown, identified as Eli Roth, was interrogated on the scene and then led off to jail. He swore that he would be back soon.
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2 Responses to crazed clown chases children

  1. Dave Mc. says:

    Sounds like a direct to video kind of production but I always liked Peter Stormare. His Fargo character was played with creepy effectiveness.

  2. zebra says:

    Looks like a great slasher movie. I gotta see it!

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