I’m sometimes jealous of WestSiders, people who live close to all the action downtown. You know, the effete latte-sippers in Westboro, Wellington West, Preston, Mechanicsville, etc.
But of course there are MANY advantages to living in our unique Bells Corners community.
For example, we don’t the horrendous parking problems WestSiders have!
The car is king in Bells Corners and His Majesty is allowed to park pretty much wherever He wants, whenever He wants. And it’s always free.
Another advantage to living in a community designed to coddle His Royal Highness – we don’t have all those nasty cyclist/pedestrian/motorist conflicts and road rage they have in the WestSide, since we don’t really have any cyclists or pedestrians.
Trucks and SUVs can bomb around Bells Corners to their hearts’ content without worrying about annoying cyclists and pedestrians getting in the way and slowing everybody down.