Laureen Harper’s fab red cocktail dress

I fooled Stephen Harper but I guess he and Laureen get the last laugh in Bells Corners.

Harper and his missus in the fab red cocktail dress swept to victory, narrowly defeating Bells Corners resident Jean-Luc Cooke and former Leafs centre Ryan Keon.

The Prime Minister and the First Lady made a recent surprise visit to Bells Corners to shore up support for local politicians like Pierre, Rusty and Rick.

Our most famous Bells Corners politician (after RC and Terry Kilrea) recently explained in an email to local reporters why he had muzzled his supporters, telling them that they’re not allowed to talk to anyone unless their comments have first been cleared with the PM.

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